1. Taoism : Shit happens.
2. Buddhism : Shit happening is an illusion.
3. Islam : Shit happening is the will of Allah.
4. Hinduism : This shit has happened before.
5. Catholicism : If shit happens, you deserve it.
6. Judaism : Why does shit always happen to us ?
7. Christian Science : If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
8. Protestantism : Let shit happen to someone else.
9. Atheism : Shit happens for no reason.
10. Agnosticism : Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
11. Hare Krishna : Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, shit happens.
12. Stoicism : Shit happens and I can take it.
13. Jehova's Witnesses : Let us in, and we will tell you why shit happens.
14. Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit, and see what happens.
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